Place: Subway, bookstore, or park.

Dramatis Personae:

The Nosey Man
Hey, you go to school for that?

What school?


Where's that?
The Art Student
Mm-hmm.

Oh, you know, [name of school].


On _________ Street.
I don't know that one. What're you gonna do when you get out?
I dunno. I'm majoring in [NAME OF MAJOR] but I'm not sure there are any jobs in it.
My [COUSIN, NEPHEW, DISTANT RELATIVE] is a commercial artist.
[HE, SHE] likes to draw [HORSES, BIRDS, KITTENS]. Do you like to draw [HORSES, BIRDS, KITTENS]?
I guess.
You do bodies. Yeah.
Faces, too? Mmm-hmm.
Practice makes perfect! Mmm.
Is it to pick up girls? What?
(Loudly) Ya do it to pick up girls, right? This one you got now. A looker alright. Big -- Hey, not so loud--
Y'show it when you're done. Right. Sometimes.
Boy, if I -- At school you got models, right? Yeah.
Nudes. Nude models, right.
(Enthusiastically)That's the life!

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