Mike
Mazurki
"
Vocabulary," corrects Jack Ellis. His head has been squeezed at the
temples by titanic tweezers. A withered balloon. Jack played the
telegrapher in the train depot scene behind Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers
in The Vernon and Irene Castle Story . These days he is allowed to
tell two jokes at the end of
every club luncheon--the height of Jack's week, the pinnacle of his
career. "Vocabulary shmocabulary. You steal your jokes from Reader's
Digest," snitches the endangered silent star. There are crimson
pools the shape of cresent moons floating in his eyelids.Mike
stands to give Lillian a little better smell of the
Old Spice and cigars. She could sit on his shoulder and be the size of
his head. Waving a leaf of lettuce like a forked luna moth the professor
of pain looks up through twisted eyebrows and says, "How's Mae these days,
Gorilla?" "The Lady is fine," Gorilla answers.
Wrinkles lifts his flaccid hairpiece. There is a lot of gossip about Mae West and Gorilla Jones. Mazurki will only volunteer that Mae has a soft spot in her heart for Gorilla, and Gorilla is mum on the subject. Never even mentions The Lady's name. Long
ago he quit being publicly familiar about her, ever since the night a
stranger made remarks Gorilla didn't like. The normally cool fighter
challenged the man, but The Lady called him off. "Let 'em talk. It's good
for business."